In honor of Norm Macdonald, here is my favorite joke of his.
There was a fella, a little boy in school named Dirty Johnny. He'd always be a hellion in class and the teacher didn't think much of him.
So the teacher has an in-class project, and she says "Now this is what you're gonna do here, class. I want you to stand up, and tell the class a story fro...
Grandma took my weed
so I took her wheelchair neither of us rolling.
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise
The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around. During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man’s work, saying, “May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!” A few months later, th...
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Well, there was this tiger who woke up one morning, and just felt great
(yes, just like Tony the Tiger: GREAAAAAAT).
Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?" And this poor quaking little monkey replied: "You are of course, no one is mightier than you."
I have some weeds in my potato garden
That’s OK, I was going to make baked potatoes anyway.
I tried using Roundup on the 7 weeds in our backyard.
Now we have 10 weeds.