I saw 3 men at the urinals.

The first man was peeing 2 streams.
I asked him why.
He said "Accident at my circumcision."

The second man was peeing 4 streams.
I asked him why.
He explained "I lost a fight with a rottweiler."

The third man was peeing 27 streams.
I said "What on earth happened to you??...

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What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.

Relationships are a lot like free streams...

you have to go through a lot of Xs before you find what you are looking for

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