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A joke for Australians

The Garbo's doing his rounds and he gets his mate,the bogan's place and the bin ain't out the front. So the Garbo knocks on the door. "G'Day, Bogan. Long time no see. Where's ya bin?" Asks the Garbo. "I bin on holidays." Says the Bogan. "Nah mate, where's ya bin?" Repeats the Garbo. "I just s...

Two Mel Brooks Jokes

Both he supposedly made up, both I heard maybe 40 years ago. Younger people may not get the second one.

Notes: Mel Brooks produced The Elephant Man which co-starred his wife, Anne Bancroft. Robert Goulet started to work in almost anything near the end of a once-promising career.

Joseph...

The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out.

The Garbage man was on his rounds and noticed that one house hadn't put their bin out. Normally, a bloke would just drive straight past, on to the next house, but old mate was in a good mood, he got laid last night. So he got out of the truck and knocked on the front door. An Aboriginal man answered...

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