If you laid every atom in the sun end to end, it would be roughly 3.0818632e+23 times the width of the universe, or roughly 1.1701458e+43 lightyears.

That’s almost as wide as your mother.

What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot of stuff, there's 4 whole movies plus some short films.

What did the dog say to Woody after accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear?

You got a friend in me.

Yes, Buzz Lightyear could kill all the other toys

But Woody?

Why was Buzz Lightyear at the Lexus dealership?

To go beyond Infiniti

The scale in the bathroom is nicknamed Buzz Lightyear.

When I step on it goes to infinity and beyond.

What do Buzz Lightyear and Bees have in common?

They both can fly.

What?

You thought I was going to make a pun? I'm not that shallow.

Now buzz off.

How long does it take someone who doesn't understand astronomical measurements to change a lightbulb?

A lightyear

A man was recruited for a space colony

He had been posted to a planet 14 lightyears from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.

"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony ...

Yo mama's so fat

that buzz lightyear says, "To infinity and your mom!"

Which superhero is also a form of transport?

Bus Lightyear!

What makes a loud noise when it flies 9.46x10^12 km annually?

Buzz lightyear

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