Lead On Jokes - 2 Hilarious Lead On Jokes

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A guy comes home completely drunk one night.

He lurches through the
door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.
"At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden.
It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the ur...

How does a blind parachutist know when he's near the ground?

The lead on his guide dog goes slack.

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