It was exactly five years ago today my little rex passed away. I put his lead on and took him out for his morning walk and he just dropped dead!

I loved that goldfish.

How did the coronavirus blow a 100-10 lead on racism in the United States?

Because racism has the home-field advantage.

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A guy comes home completely drunk one night.

He lurches through the
door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.
"At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden.
It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the ur...

How does a blind parachutist know when he's near the ground?

The lead on his guide dog goes slack.

Have you read the article about broken pencils?

I hope not, the reviewers said it’s pointless and lead on for too long.

Classic joke

Guy passes away and goes to Heaven. He is walking around aimlessly until an Angel stops him and asks
"Are you lost"


He said, "Yeah,kinda"


The Angel says," OK. Follow me and I'll show ya around."


He replies, "Great lead on."

They walk together down this corr...

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Kim Jong Un asked a well known North Korean composer to create a piece for him

The composer had many months to find people to play, and to write a piece. Once it was performed on stage, it sounded terrible. The players werent synchronized, and they were all playing the wrong notes. That night the composer was set to be executed.

Before the composer was put in the electr...

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The Golden Bar

A man comes home late at night and he is pretty smashed. His wife who was worried sick asks “Where the hell have you been?”
“The Golden Bar”, the man replies. “It’s an awesome place. They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer of course and even a golden urinal.”
The wife is not convi...

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