I asked my girlfriend to sexually pleasure me with a keyring...
But she just keeps fobbing me off
I dont wanna do what I did in Texas.....
Man rides up to a saloon on a beautifullly patterned Palomino stallion, ties the horse to the rail, walks inside, orders lunch and a beer. After his meal is done he gets up, pays the waitress and walks out the doors...to find his horse missing.
He sighs mournfully, removes the safety loops on...
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