Bill Gates to Melinda: "I'll never cheat on you again."

"I give you my Word."

I would never cheat on my wife!

That's why I cheat a few houses away!

my gf always worries that I will cheat on her if I am on a night out

I reassure her "why would I have a kebab when I have the best steak ever at home"

But when you are drunk those greasy kebabs sure are tasty

I'm in love with a woman called Clairy but I married her sister, Lorraine. I always felt too guilty to cheat on my wife, but here's the thing- she's just left me. So, I guess...

...I can see Clairy now Lorraine has gone.

When I cheat on my wife, I always do it in the morning

Because at the end of the day, I’m faithful

I didn't cheat on my diet

I had an entanglement with a slice of cake

How do you cheat on your wife with an adult actress and commit tax fraud without consequences?

Win the Republican nomination.

What happen when paprika cheat on oregano?

Bay leaves

It’s absolutely disgusting the way people cheat on their taxes...

This is not the world I want to raise my 23 dependents in.

According to a survey, one in three people cheat on their partners

Now I need to figure out if it is my wife or my girlfriend

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My wife asked me if I would ever cheat on her with another woman, I told her no...

By the way I am gay.

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A recent study shows that 60% of people use their cellphones to cheat on their partners.

The remaining 40% prefer to use their penis.

Where is the best place to cheat on someone.

A Ferris wheel

A man was talking to his friend at the bar. The friend said “Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?”

“No, I didn’t know that.” The man replied.

“So what color are your wife’s eyes?” asked the friend.

The man replied, “I’m too drunk to remember. Geez, I better go home and find out.”

So the man hurries home to find his wife in bed and asleep. The man carefully lifts his wife’s ey...

I heard the latest statistic that 1 in 3 people cheat on their significant others

that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me.

Hmm....

Why did the golfer’s wife cheat on him?

She was looking for a man that could go longer than a birdie.

"You would never cheat on me," my wife said.

"Let me guess," I replied. "Because that would require two people to find me attractive?"

She said, "No, only one..."

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Q: Why did the Software Validation Engineer cheat on his wife?

A: Because he was doing exploratory testing!

Q: Why did he cheat on her second time?
A: Because he was doing stress testing.

Q: And why did he cheat for the third time?
A: Because he is an asshole, after all.

Why did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife?

He's used to playing 18 holes.

In my early 20s, I was a scumbag - no car, no house, no job. I lived at with my girlfriend's apartment, and sometimes I'd even borrow her car when I went out to cheat on her.

I say "borrow", but I didn't exactly ask her for permission. She worked as a bank teller, so I'd simply wait till she fell asleep -- Then I'd sneak into the night.

When I returned, I'd adjust the seat, radio, and mirrors back how they were before. The less questions, I figured, the better, ...

I searched Google for "How to cheat on my girlfriend."

The first result was "I hope you used the left hand to type that."

A man drinking at a bar when he hears a 'fun fact' on TV: women with black nipples don't cheat on their husbands. .

He had some beers on him already so he couldn't remember the color of his wife's nipples. He even started getting the idea she even had one black and one brown.
He rushed home and conveniently found his wife in bed naked, pulled the sheet off and saw her two black nipples and said in relief "oh t...

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