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Cheat On Jokes

How did the foot fetishist cheat on his girlfriend?

He got off on the wrong foot.

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A man suspected her wife to cheat on him while he was at work.

A man suspected his wife to cheat on him while he was at work. He told his best friend about it.

*- I could place a hidden camera in the bedroom, but I don't want to spend that much money...*
*- Well, there's an easy and cheap way to be sure: attach a spoon under your mattress, and place...

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I told my therapist I'm afraid my girlfriend will cheat on me because I'm not that good in bed

He said "We have to work on your thrust issues"

A Lion would never cheat on it’s wife.

But a Tiger Wood

Why did Mrs. Clause cheat on Santa?

You'd think it's because she's a ho ho ho, but really he just wasn't present enough.

People who cheat on their taxes disgust me

This is not the kind of world I want to raise my 23 dependents in.

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How to cheat on a blonde and get away with it.

A blonde woman suspects her husband is cheating on her so she buys a handgun and goes home early. Sure enough, she catches him in bed with another woman. The blonde fumbles in her purse and pulls out the gun. At first, she points the gun at her husband but out of distraught, she turns the gun on her...

What happen when paprika cheat on oregano?

Bay leaves

I heard the latest statistic that 1 in 3 people cheat on their significant others

that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me.

Hmm....

3 men were waiting in line to enter heaven

The angel at the gate asks the first man
"how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "10 times" the man answers. The angel gives him the keys to a 2010 Toyota Camry "this is how you will drive around heaven".
The second man says he cheated on his wife 5 times, the angel gives him a 2018 Lexus...

A small town lawyer called his first witness to the stand in a trial, a 80 year old woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Singh, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Kulkarni. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not kn...

Why did Skyler cheat on Walter?

The chemistry between them was dying.

Where is the best place to cheat on someone.

A Ferris wheel

my gf always worries that I will cheat on her if I am on a night out

I reassure her "why would I have a kebab when I have the best steak ever at home"

But when you are drunk those greasy kebabs sure are tasty

When I cheat on my wife, I always do it in the morning

Because at the end of the day, I’m faithful

How do you cheat on your wife with an adult actress and commit tax fraud without consequences?

Win the Republican nomination.

Why did the golfer’s wife cheat on him?

She was looking for a man that could go longer than a birdie.

According to a survey, one in three people cheat on their partners

Now I need to figure out if it is my wife or my girlfriend

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