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Humbug Jokes

Bah humbug!

The International Criminal Court of Justice in the Hague, in the case brought before it against the year 2020 and COVID-19, has ruled the phrase "Bah humbug!" is no longer just for Christmas and should now be used year round.

What type of bug hates Christmas?

A humbug

What do grumpy sheep say during the holidays?

Baa, Baa, humbug.

Well,I Decked the Halls today...

They kept coming over singing those damn Christmas carols. Bah humbug!

What's Scrooge's favourite food?

A humbug'er.

Why did Ebenezer shove mints up a sheeps ass?

baa! humbug

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