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Humbug Jokes

Bah humbug!

The International Criminal Court of Justice in the Hague, in the case brought before it against the year 2020 and COVID-19, has ruled the phrase "Bah humbug!" is no longer just for Christmas and should now be used year round.

What type of bug hates Christmas?

A humbug

What do grumpy sheep say during the holidays?

Baa, Baa, humbug.

What's Scrooge's favourite food?

A humbug'er.

Well,I Decked the Halls today...

They kept coming over singing those damn Christmas carols. Bah humbug!

Why did Ebenezer shove mints up a sheeps ?

baa! humbug

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