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Lazier Jokes

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Two guys are arguing over which one is lazier.

Two guys are arguing over which one is lazier. The first guys says, "I'm so lazy, I want to push a button that does everything for me. From the minute I wake up to the minute I go to sleep, every single thing is taken care of for me. All at the push of a button."

The second guys says, "I got ...

If mass and energy are the same thing,

how come the fatter you get, the lazier you become?

The Netherlands VS Greece (First impression )

So I moved to Netherlands some years ago and I'd like to share with you my experiences. Feel free to give me feedback in what you think.



So when I first grounded here, first think I did, I googled a super market and went to buy some cigarettes ( DO NOT SMOKE HERE, IT COSTS LIKE 10 EUR...

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My Father Was An Inventor

When I was a kid he would invent the most amazing things, and I was fascinated with every thing he invented. He would start a new project at the beginning of every month, and it would always be done at the end of the month, and I would always be the first to see his new invention.

One year th...

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How about a military joke?

It's time for boot camp inspection and all the Privates line up. While inspecting the rifles the Drill Sargent examines one of the lazier Privates rifle a little more closely and shouts **Private! This magazine is dirty! Clean it again!** So the Private cleans it again.
Next time inspection...

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