I saw a snail creeping slowly across the ground.

I thought if I remove his shell, he could move faster. But it only made him more sluggish.

You’d think that snails would be faster without their shells.

They actually become more sluggish.

I took the shell off my racing snail to see if it would make it go any faster

It just made it more sluggish.

Are you feeling sluggish and tired? Constantly yawning throughout your day?

There's a nap for that!

You'd think a snail would be quicker without a shell

But i disagree, it would just be a little more sluggish

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I used to have a a racing snail that kept losing.

I decided to remove its shell to try and speed it up, if anything it made it more sluggish.

I wanted to help my pet snail.

He was really slow like, so one day I took off his shell, thought it'd make him more streamlined. Turns out it didn't. It made him more sluggish.

I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster

Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish.

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I used to race snails when I was younger...

... And I thought that removing the shells would make them go faster, however, it only made them more sluggish.

Never remove the shells from racing snails

it makes them sluggish

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