UPJOKE
endlivefinishultimateconclusionendurefinalendinglatepastsurviveendgamefinallyhold outhold up

Lasting Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man had some trouble lasting during sex

The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He con...

What's the longest-lasting thing made in China?

COVID-19

Mens guide to love and lasting relationships.

1. Find a woman who makes you laugh
2. Find a woman who has a job and loves housework
3. Find a woman who is honest
4. Find a woman who will wait on you no matter what
5. Find a woman who is awesome in bed
6. Most of all, it’s very important that these five woman never meet.

If you have trouble lasting long in bed, try doggy style,

Because 2 human minutes is 14 dog minutes!

Why is the pride lasting an entire month?

I mean it’s one month straight so it doesn’t really make sense…

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.