A wealthy couple's anniversary is coming up and the wife is having a hard time finding a present for her husband because he already has everything he has ever wanted.
So she's walking down the street and decides to go into a pet store in search of a suitable present. After looking around for ...
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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Little Johnny tells a story.
So little Johnny was in class at school and the teacher asks the class to tell her a story with a moral to it. Little Suzie stands up and says "miss I know one, what do elephants use as tampons?" Teacher says "I don't know". Little Suzie replies "sheep". The teacher then asks but what's ...
The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.
"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard
"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi".
"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves,...