I thought one of my parents took up knitting after I saw balls of yarn, turns out they were eating it instead.
I never thought I'd see a real live woolly ma mouth.
An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan. . .
An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan, which had the bearing of a military helicopter airily surveying the aftermath of a natural disaster.
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch,...
I am from New Zealand AMA
An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women. Walking into the local saloon he asked, "What do you fellas do around here for entertainment?"
"Ya mean women?" asked the local fella. "We ain't got none. 'Round here folks use ...