If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative...
Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
My kids school said they were giving free art kits to everyone
Turned out to be antigen rapid test (ART) kits for covid testing.
(True story - Insert red blue penguin meme here)
I made a joke on "PPE Kits".
But a very few doctors are getting this.
New York asked the CDC for 100,000 COVID test kits
"10,000 test kits?!" says the CDC, "We don't have 1,000 test kits! What do you need 100 test kits for? Here's 10 test kits, and split 'em with New Jersey."
Why are suicide kits so hard to sell on Amazon?
They never have positive reviews.
When I was visiting Mexico, I found it strange that they would keep cheese in their first aid kits.
Turns out it was just there in queso emergency.
"Buzz, why in tarnation did ya shoot the spaghetti?", Woody exclaimed.
Buzz leaned back with a satisfied smile.
"Wasn't up to my standards", he commented.
"What do you mean?", Woody replied.
"Flavours were off."
"You... you've had spaghetti?"
"It's a Space Ranger specialty. In all emergency ration kits. And given how many emergencies ...
A transport ship goes down....
A transport ship goes down in the middle of the Atlantic quickly enough that no distress signal get sent. After the ship had been overdue for a ten days, a rescue is dispatched. Five days after that, the come across an island and send men ashore. There, they find four women lounging in emergency ten...
I just got back from the supermarket
I saw a man buying 40 bottles of San Miguel, 13 paella kits and 6 sombreros.
Hispanic buying.
A Russian, a Brit and an American are stuck on a mountain
While they wait for rescue to arrive, they get together for a meal. As everyone is taking out their kits and prepping, the Russian starts boasting "in the soviet army, they feed us 2000 calories of food a day". The Brit turns and scoffs at him, then he says " in the royal army, we are fed 4000 calor...
I used to steal toys from the hobby shop, but they caught me when I started taking the Airfix sets
I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you modelling kits!
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