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Kitchens Jokes

I stay at a lot of different vacation rentals and never have a problem remembering where things are in their kitchens

It’s a mental dish order

I wanted to tell a joke about soup kitchens.

But it was in poor taste.

Why are kitchens in Chinese restaurants so efficient?

They have a Peking order.

(OC) I started stealing granite tops from peoples kitchens and replacing them with fakes...

I keep having troubles getting the counterfeit.

(Its probably been done before because the pun is so obvious but I haven't yet heard it.)

Do you know that french general who likes to fire his cannon at kitchens?

His name is Linoleum Blownapart.

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