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Kampf Jokes

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How did Hitler write Mein Kampf while in prison?

It was a struggle

A couple of gentlemen were sitting by the pool at a nudist colony. One of them was reading "Mein Kampf". "Have you read Marx too?", asks one.

"Yes", replies the other, "but I think it's the wicker chairs.".

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Did you ever hear about Hitler’s children’s book?

Mein Summer Kampf

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What did Hitler call his recliner?

Mein Kampf-y Chair.

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Nazi

Rudolph Hess edited Mein Kampf for Adolf Hitler, making him the first grammar Nazi.

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What does Hitler call the area around his tent?

Mein Kampf

I'm having a hard time getting my German Chinese fusion restaurant going.

It's called Chow Mein Kampf.

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I have a habit of reading when I am travelling via train.

This one journey I was reading *Mein Kampf*.

Suddenly this one lady in the cabin caught sight of the title and immediately started a ruckus. She snapped at how inappropriate it is for someone in the modern age to read that regressive book. She even went on to call me a Nazi and continued rebu...

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