A blonde pays $1,000,000 to use a stadium to prove blondes are smart.

She fills the stadium with 80,000 other blondes and calls one up to prove, on live TV, that blondes are smart. She starts simply with a math question.
“What’s twenty plus three?” She asks the young volunteer. The little blonde thinks and timidly whispers into the mic “nine?” Soon a chorus of 80,...

Why was the first person to have their eyes genetically edited so pleased?

Well, who wouldn’t want CRISPR vision?

What room in a hospital has the least amount of privacy?

The ICU.

Edited. (I see you)

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