The placement of quotations can change the meaning of a sentence.

Your husband died painlessly.



Your husband died "painlessly".



Your husband "died" painlessly.



Your "husband" died painlessly.



"Your" husband died painlessly.

Trump wants to repaint White House, he asks for quotations:

Trump wants to repaint White House, he asks for quotations:

Mexican quoted $3M
American quoted $7M
Filipino quoted $10M

Trump asked the Mexican: How did you quoted 3M?
He replied: 1M for paint, 1M for labor & 1M profit.

Trump asked the American.
He replied: 3M fo...

So an American WWII soldier finally takes a break from the frontlines...

So an American WWII soldier finally takes a break from the frontlines and is on a train to London, where he will tour for the next week or so.
He boards a train and notices that there are no empty seats, as it is overcrowded, and begins to search for an empty seat. He walks to one end of the trai...

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Some good tips for your English class.

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. It...

Donald Trump wants to paint the white house

Donald trump wants to paint the white house.. He calls for quotations.. Chinese guy quoted 3 millions.. European guy quoted 7 millions.. White American guy quoted 10 millions.. Trump asked chinese guy.."..how did u quote 3 millions..?" Chinese guy replied .." 1 million for paint 1 million for...

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