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Speeches Jokes

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The person who proofread Hitler's speeches....

Would he technically be a grammar nazi?

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Three men enter a bar in the USSR. One says, "Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?" The other one says, "Because he was afraid of capitalism."

The whole bar died laughing

Political speeches are like steer horns: a point here, a point there,

and a lot of bull in between.

Why don't birds prepare for speeches?

They like to wing it.

Political speeches

Once, a politician, 3 doctors and 3 engineers decided to climb Mt.Everest.

They arrive there and start climbing. Halfway into the climbing, the rope starts to break. The engineers, with their quick physics skills tell everyone "One of us has to jump or else we all die!". Nobody wanted to jum...

People who continue to copy my speeches shall suffer...

Aaron: In conclusion, people who continue to copy my speeches shall suffer, ...

Mark: In conclusion, people who continue to copy my speeches shall suffer.

Aaron: ...mark my words.

Donald Trump's speeches can travel faster than the speed of light

Cuz they contain no information

So i searched "Slurred Speeches" on WebMD...

...and it diagnosed me with mumble rap.

Have you heard of the leader of the bovine communist movement?

Cow Zedong, better known as Chairman Cow.

Great guy.

Had the most mooving speeches.

As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison.

I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".
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