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Juicing Jokes

Want to know why is fired from my job at the Orange Juicing plant?

They said I wasn't concentrating properly.

They’re teaching apple juicing down the road from me, but it got cancelled before I could go.

It was a pressing issue.

What do you call it when someone accidentally admits to juicing?

A roidian slip

"I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life...

...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."

-Kyle Dunnigan-

A young man gets a job at the local grocery store.

His job is to bag the customers' groceries at checkout. It's mindless work, but he does not complain and performs his job well.


After working in the store for a couple of months, the store's produce section gets a juicing machine. Customers bring their selections of fruits and vegetables ...

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