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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Santa doesn't jelly himself down the chimney on Christmas Eve.

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What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

I didn’t jelly my dick in your mom’s ass last night.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

I've never gotten stuck in a traffic jelly!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Jelly is made by filtering out the fruit pulp after the initial heating, whereas jam contains the small pieces of chopped up fruit.

I'm tired of seeing "I can't jelly my dick up your butt", so I wanted to give the correct answer.

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