Internet Connection Jokes - 19 Hilarious Internet Connection Jokes

My internet connection is a lot like my grandad

It's down most of the time, and even when it's up, it's shaky as hell and we all know it's gonna go down again soon

What did the Russian man say when he lost internet connection?

"internyet!"

The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi

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Internet connection must have been really crappy during Jesus' times

I mean, 3 days for a respawn...

What is a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?

Dear Sir or Ma'am,

we are cutting your internet connection due to illegal downloading and copyright violations.

Sincerely, Internet Provider

Why didn’t the fisherman care about his wireless internet connection?

Because either-net works when he’s catfishing.

Politicians go visit a school

High ranking politicians visit a school. The top one goes over the expenses and decides to make adjustments to cut costs.
"The lunch portions are too big. Cut them in half. Internet connection too fast. Too many computers."

After that, they go to a preschool. Again, the expenses are too ...

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Penises are like internet connections

Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime.

My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend

Unstable

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

I was in a couple's home trying to fix their Internet connection.

The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. "Start with a capital S, then 123," she shouted back.

We tried S123 several times, but it didn't work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, "I really don't know what's so difficult ab...

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There is a new toilet system being trialled.

It has a built in Internet connection.

It will automatically post your shit on Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.

Why do you get an error when you look for today's date?

Because your internet connection sucks.

Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that .

The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p

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Half of men in America watch porn everyday.

The other half are waiting for Comcast to fix their internet connection.

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I searched up why incest porn has become so popular this year.

Apparently Alabama just recently got internet connection.

A northern man goes on a date with a southern woman during his vacation to the south.

Southerner: What do you and your friends do in your free time?

Northerner: We love to play the well known game called Club Penguin. Our favorite activity is to spend hours together on the iceberg.

Southerner: I play Club Penguin too!

As the two people from different regi...

A ship is sinking in the middle of Atlantic...

A ship is going down in the middle of Atlantic. There's no hope, the captain is desperate, and suddenly someone tells him that among the passengers, there's a rabbi who can perform miracles.

The rabbi is immediately brought to the captain, and he implores him:

-- Rabbi, what can be do...

There was a male engineer on a cruise ship...

There was this male engineer, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand and foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. The ship went down almost instantly.

The man found himself, he knew n...

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