Cern Jokes - 7 Hilarious Cern Jokes

I once put rum and pineapple into CERN's particle accelerator

Discovered the Piña Collider

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The ducks in Cern

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

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So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound...

Apparently it's called the "Large Hardon Collider".

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The world's press gathers...

...at a press conference announced by the team at CERN in Geneva. The CERN spokeswoman steps up to the speaking podium and smiles broadly at the assembled reporters, microphones and cameras. She begins to speak.

“Thank you all for joining us today. We have some major announcements to make...

What if someone were to steal the Large Hadron Collider?

It would be a matter of 'great con-CERN'.

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A rather crooked friend of mine said that he was gonna trick some nuclear researchers.

I was a little worried. I asked if it was a conCERN.

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How fast are the particles in the Large Hadron Collider going?

Super cern-ic

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