Youtube was taken offline by the courts today for their search algorithm was facilitating paedophelia.
Their lawyers appealed the verdict immediately. But they only got an automated answer that told them to reapply in 30 days.
I am so sorry reddit . . .
I AM HERE TO SAY GOODBYE, I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH! MY WIFE SAYS I AM IN THIS SUBREDDIT EVERY 20 SECONDS, AND SHE CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! WE ARGUED AND SHE TOLD ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HER OR THE SUBREDDIT. SO I AM GOING TO BE OFFLINE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES WHILE I PACK HER BAGS, AND CALL HER A TAXI. ...
A man with a COVID-19 walks into the bar
...and is told to leave.
: I'm gonna go offline for 14 days for hating myself.
Google just bought Fitbit
Now they can track your steps online as well as offline
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The year: 2029. A brilliant scientist is constructing the first sentient artificial intelligence.
He's working out of his garage in San Francisco, living on charitable donations from his worried friends. He dropped out of college when he realized he could change the world — there's no going back; his life is dedicated to this project. At first, he is met with failure upon failure. But then, he r...
The 3 most common lies on internet
1). I have read and agree to the terms of service 2). Status offline 3). yes i am 18 years old