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Offline Jokes

You get wrecked offline and rekt online.

Would getting rekt online make you e-rekt?

I'm saying goodbye to r/jokes for a little while.

My wife says I'm on Reddit every 20 seconds checking it and she can't stand it anymore! I had to make a choice. So I'm going to be offline for a couple of minutes while I pack her bags.

What if God appeared on Twitter

And said 'It's pronounced Jod'

Then went offline

?

What do you call a spider without a web?

Offline

Google just bought Fitbit

Now they can track your steps online as well as offline

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The year: 2029. A brilliant scientist is constructing the first sentient artificial intelligence.

He's working out of his garage in San Francisco, living on charitable donations from his worried friends. He dropped out of college when he realized he could change the world — there's no going back; his life is dedicated to this project. At first, he is met with failure upon failure. But then, he r...

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