I asked my dad what our IP Address was...

He just pointed at the toilet.

What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam,

Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.


The Internet Provider

Where is the best place to go pee?

IP Address

[long] My company is locked down and I am required to work from home

I'm used to working in an open office space so this is a huge change for me. In order to make the transition as easy as possible, I have prepared my home office so remind me of work.

* I've purchased a piece of Limburger cheese and placed it on a plate in the middle of the room to remind me o...

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Where does the computer programmer take a piss?

At the IP address.

Where does he poop?


Where do network engineers go to use the toilet?

At their IP address.

What's the name you use when you put your internet router on your bathroom?

An IP address.

(Whether or not you like it, or whether or not you believe in what I'm about to say, I came up with this like 10 minutes ago and my girlfriend is still laying in bed screaming into a pillow)

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