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Why is Communism like Internet Explorer?

They both make you look for alternatives!
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Just an Internet Explorer joke

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NASCAR used to have an Internet Explorer car

But it kept crashing.
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What does Dora the Explorer have in common with Internet explorer?

They both so much time to process simple information
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What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer?

Google Chrome.
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The human mind is like Internet Explorer.

There are at least 9 tabs open.



3 of them are frozen.



And there is no clue where the music is coming from.
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I finally switched from Internet Explorer to Chrome!

Just kidding, happy April fools day!
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I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed...

But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now.
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Internet explorer...

The best browser for downloading a new browser
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Did you hear the news about Microsoft retiring Internet Explorer in 2022?

I donโ€™t know about you, but Iโ€™m on edge over it.
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Internet Explorer is so slow in catching up that...

Microsoft Edge had to go back in time to tell Internet Explorer that it has been replaced
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I named it as Internet Explorer.

Now, my porn archive is safe.

How come everyone's forgotten about internet explorer?

Because chrome takes up your memory.
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It's 2020 and I've just been fired from my job at internet explorer.

The 2008 crash hit us bad.
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An Internet Explorer user was recently mugged by a snail, a turtle, and a sloth.

When reporters asked him if he could describe the muggers, he responded, "Not very well. It all happened so fast."
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I'm using Internet Explorer so I hope this'll get posted quickly.

I hope you'll have a wonderful year of 2011!
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Internet Explorer is so slow

If this video takes any longer, the girl in it will be a legal age
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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.
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My brain is like Internet Explorer

Slow, rarely used, and needs some things deleted from its history
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BREAKING: Barack Obama just elected President of the US

- Sent from Internet Explorer
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"Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten", asked my son

"Internet explorer.", I replied.
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Nurse: You've been in a coma since 1995

Great! My Internet Explorer page should have loaded.
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HTML or HTML5?

Guy 1 - 'How can you tell the difference between HTML and HTML5?'

Guy 2 - 'Open it in Internet Explorer'

Guy 1 - 'Ok'

Guy 2 - 'Did it work?'

Guy 1 - 'No'

Guy 2 - 'It's HTML5'
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How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders

1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer!
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It was a chilly day of spring when I answered the door to a child holding a plastic pumpkin by the handle.

"Trick or treat!"

"A little late on that one you reckon? Halloween was months ago"

"It was? Sorry, I'm Internet Explorer"
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Knock knock,

Who's there?









Internet explorer.
Internet explorer














Have you heard about the new PS3 that just came out?
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Just got vaccinated!

Nothing special really, but you do get tired and just want to go home and browse Internet Explorer or Edge.
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Knock knock, who's there?

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Internet explorer

Internet explorer who?

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Internet explorer has stopped working. Windows is looking for a solution to the problem...
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Columbus,Marco Polo etc,are not the bravest explorers of all time.

Its the Internet Explorer.

It is brave enough to ask to be my default browser.
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My computer has this disgusting virus that has completed slowed everything down.

It's called "Internet Explorer".
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Happy New Years 2013!

Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!
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I'm so out of shape

Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me
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Merry Christmas everyone from r/Jokes!

I hope this post will be online by the 24th as I am using Internet explorer.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

Joe Biden:...
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If Internet browsers were girlfriends

**Firefox** is like that freaky chick that lets you do anything in bed, but has a lot of baggage that just weighs you down. Often you're caught considering those pros vs cons when evaluating staying with her.

**Chrome** is the chick that's half your age, is full of young spunky attitude, is ...

Dorothy is stuck in Oz

Apparently magical footwear can't solve all of your problems. So she stays put.

Decades go by, and technology advances. Dorothy, realizing that things get boring without witches trying to murder you, gets a laptop.

She installs Internet Explorer, and the connection is terrible. Doroth...
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