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Interests Jokes

The World Health Organization has your best interests in mind....

WHO cares

.......but we try to have a few outside interests as well.’

A woman from Chicago attended a party in New York where
the hostess was determined to make her mid-west guest feel
cheap and unimportant.
‘My dear,’ said the New York matron snobbishly, ‘here in the
east we think breeding is everything.’
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the Chicago woman. ‘Wh...

If anyone says you have to work 365 days in 2020 in order to succeed, they don’t have your best interests in mind and is preaching toxic hustle culture

You need to work 366 days cause it’s a leap year

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Annual Meeting of some people with special interests.

Each year a group of 5 loonies come together to have a good time.

The people are: a sodomist, a sadist , a pyromaniac , a necrophile and a masochist.

After a couple of hours they get bored, however the sodomist got an idea:

Sodomist: We could catch a cat and ya know have fun wi...

What do you call a group of shorebirds voting for their shared interests?

A bloc of seagulls.

Does anyone know where I could find people with similar interests to regularly hang out with?

Asking for a friend.

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What common interests do a horny teenage kid and an interview panel have?

They both prefer someone with great experience :)

I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making

by making you an otter you can't defuse.

According to his biography, Bob Marley's two favourite interests were fashion and comedy.

Or, as he called them, Get Up and Stand Up.

Does anybody want to hang out and form a bond over our shared interests?

I'm asking for a friend.

Did you hear about the honest, trustworthy politician that recently had his constituents best interests in mind?

Me neither.

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Why is it detrimental to have a robot with repressed sexual interests?

It has some kinks to work out.

Cyberpunk 2077 has created a story about corporate interests crushing people under the weight of commodification and dehumanisation, with high tech stakes about a world full of technology gone awry.

The game has similar themes.

What do American police have in common with American Congress?

They only serve and protect corporate interests.

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