My Gramps just passed away. This was his favorite joke to tell.
*Sorry for the meta of this, I'm still reeling a little. I post two or three (or ten--sorry for breaking rules) jokes on this sub every day. A lot of them are simply awful, but they're all original, and my Gramps was a huge inspiration for me becoming a comedy "writer." But this is an old joke, and ...
Old lady on a cruise...
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”
“Yes...
There once was a man named Ulf, and he was the meanest Viking in all the land.
Time after time he proved his temperament, and so obnoxious was he that the world knew him as Rude Ulf.
Despite his prowess, the village soon found him unbearable, and even his mother had not a kind thing to say.
Amidst pleas and cries for Rude Ulf’s exile, the chief gave him an ultima...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
[att. Aesop] The Miller and His Son
A MILLER and his son were driving their Ass to a neighboring fair to sell him.
They had not gone far when they met with a troop of women collected round a well, talking and laughing. "Look there," cried one of them, "did you ever see such fellows, to be trudging along the road on foot when...
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