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Implanted Jokes

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Convincing your girlfriend that she's crazy is called gaslighting and it's a move.

Convincing her that she's a robot with artificial intelligence and implanted memories is called bladerunning and it's a Philip K. move.

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ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questionly.

"That was my pager," she said. " I have a microchip implanted under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her...

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My girlfriend asked if I could get a bell medically implanted in my

So she can hear me coming

My coworker is convinced that the government has implanted a microchip in his brain, and is controlling his thoughts.

I told him it's all in his head.

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Did you hear about the guy who got eyes implanted in his and regretted it?

In hindsight it wasn’t such a great idea
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