I never considered myself to be sentimental, but after I got my pacemaker...

I knew it would always have a place in my heart.

My uncle was the first man to be fitted with a lead pacemaker. He died last week.

We buried him with a heavy heart.

Why did the marathon runner sprint at the start of the race?

His pacemaker was malfunctioning

Today I awoke with a song in my heart.

Someone had hacked my pacemaker.

TEXTING for over 70s,The kids have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, WTF, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature...

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To? ...

An old man said to his grandson playing on a tablet...You younger generation are too dependent on technology.

His grandson said...Which one of us needs a pacemaker to live?

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