how do you neutralize silicone on the road?

dad: "well , you'll need some serious cones".

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What do you call the space between 2 artificial breasts?

Silicone Valley......

I'll leave and close the door behind me

Did you hear about the newlywed couple that didnโ€™t know the difference between KY lube and silicone caulk?

Their windows fell out.

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It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs..

Wooden tit?

Not silicone

A woman got wooden breast implants.
This would be so much funnier with a punchline, wooden tit?

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What do you call the slit between Pamela Anderson's tits?

The silicone valley

I made a custom mold by pouring silicone over a crucifix. 24 hours and one epoxy pour later...

and Christ is resin.

My blonde friend got breast implants

I used to call her " little Connie", now she's just "Silicone"

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What do you call the area between a California womanโ€™s boobs?

Silicone Valley

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God gave the woman...

God gave the woman beautiful eyebrows
She didn't like this, so she removed them and drew her own



God gave the woman pretty nails
She disliked this, so she cut them and put artificial ones



God gave the woman a pretty face
She hated it, so she put makeup on...

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If the space between a woman's natural breasts is called "cleavage,"...

Then the space between a woman's fake breasts must be the Silicone Valley?

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What do you call the cleavage of a person who had a boob job?

Silicone valley

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A dude tells his hippy girlfriend that her boobs are too small

A dude tells his hippy girlfriend that her boobs are too small. She agrees but says that she doesn't want breast implants because Silicone isn't a renewable resource. He suggests that she find a natural alternate. Weeks later she has a great idea and carves two boobs out of a tree from her back yard...

A science teacher stood in the front of the class and asked...

"Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"

Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette."

The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie.

Little Susie sa...

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We had our first child and he's beautiful, but he had a rare birth defect.

He was born without eyelids. We had to keep his eyes irrigated and shielded from light while they searched for a pediatric plastic surgeon who could correct it.

Fortunately one of the top surgeons in our region was available. When our attending physician explained the situation to him, he ask...

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What do you call the gap between a pair of fake boobs?

Silicone Valley.

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What a hypocrite!

On the third date, the urologist and his date got into heavy kissing. The doctor took off the bra and was amazed by the perfect silicone tits.

His date took off the pants and placed the doctor's hand in her private parts. The doctor jumped and said - "No, I am not doing that".

The dat...

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