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Grafts Jokes

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Can butt skin be donated for skin grafts?

Ass-skin for a friend.

What is a plastic surgeon's favorite activity at summer camp?

arts and grafts.

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Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids?

The doctors chose to use foreskin for the grafts because the skin was so similar.

I suppose you could say the boy is cock-eyed.

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A man was in a Terrible fire.

Third degree burns covers his legs torso arms and face. Luckily he had enough skin intact for skin grafts. The doctor worked tirelessly graphing him from top to bottom. They were almost finished when they got to his eyelids. The doctor was stuck trying to figure out what to do to graft this youn...

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