They want us to get vaccinated so they can inject us with microchips and track us anywhere.

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ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questionly.

"That was my pager," she said. " I have a microchip implanted under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her...

What is a computer’s favorite snack?

MICROCHIPS

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

How does a robot eat it's guacamole?

Microchips.

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Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk are golfing together

Out of nowhere, Bill puts one finger in his ear and points another at his mouth and starts talking. When he’s done, he explains that he has a microchip in both fingers to act as a phone. Not long after that, Elon starts talking but to seemingly no one. When he’s finished he explains that his microch...

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

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