When I woke in the hospital, I was told they'd had to use a defibrillator on me.
It was quite a shock to the system.
It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails.
But when it happens no one is shocked.
My first time in the gym went really well!
I did 20 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes on the defibrillator and 3 days in hospital!
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A gambler dies and goes to Heaven...
A professional gambler wins big and dies of an aneurysm. When he gets to the afterlife, he finds himself at the back of a miles-long line to get into Heaven.
Drawing on his experience, the gambler immediately thinks of a way to get ahead of everyone else. He taps the old man ahead of him on t...
If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything:
Stamps = Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators = Hearty Starty
Bumble Bees = Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy Test = Maybe Baby
Bra = Breastie Nestie
Fork = Stabby Grabby
Socks = Feetie Heatie
Hippo = Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy
While on vacation in Spain with my wife..
I I started to feel funny. I had some pain in my chest and felt short of breath. I chalked it up to the long day we had just had, but I continued to feel worse. As we got out of the taxi and walked into the hotel, I collapsed.
It became apparent to my wife and I that I was having a heart atta...