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Here It Is! The Poopie list!

Ghost Poopie--The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie--The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie--The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unw...

I trust the doctors performing my Spinal cord bypass surgery

because they have my back.

A friend just called me to tell me he has changed his name to 'Spinal Column'.

I asked if I could call him Back.

The boys on Stranger Things must be fans of Spinal Tap

Considering they are all probably cranking it to Eleven

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Mr. Johnson has been having constant headaches ever since his teenage years. For years and years his doctor tries to cure him, but the headaches only get worse and worse.

Finally, one day, the doctor asks Mr. Johnson to undress. After inspecting Mr. Johnson's body, he sees the problem.

"You have an extremely rare condition," explains the doc. "Your testicles are pressed up against your spinal cord, giving you headaches. This condition has no known cause and on...

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A man got an urgent message at work saying his wife had been in a car accident and was in the hospital.

So the man rushed to the hospital and was met in the lobby by the surgeon who had just operated on his wife.

Doctor: I'm sorry to have to tell you this sir but the damage to you wife's spinal cord was catastrophic. She'll never walk again. In fact she'll most likely be a helpless invalid for ...

Catholic priests are like Spinal Tap's amps

...they go up to 11.

First, I got a tattoo on my Clavical that says β€œ5”

Then I got a tattoo on my thoracic that says β€œ4”

Then I got a tattoo on my lumbar that says β€œ3”

Then I got a tattoo on my sacrum that says β€œ2”

Then I got a tattoo on my coccyx that says β€œ1”

It’s the spinal countdown!

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A man gets a call from a doctor...

...who informs him that he needs to get to the hospital ASAP as his wife has been involved in a very serious traffic collision. The man gets to the hospital and is met at the doors by the Doctor. "Don't tell me she's dead, doc", says the man, "I don't think I could live without my wife, I can't thin...

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A Catholic, a Jew, and a Buddhist are on a plane when suddenly the engine brakes down

There are no parachutes on the plane, so the men must rely on their faith to save them from death.

The Catholic says a prayer, jumps off the plane and survives the fall, but dies later in a hospital.

The Jew says a prayer jumps off the plane, and survives the fall, but injures his spin...

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Mr Smith's back pain.

A man (let's call him Mr Smith) goes to the doctor with terrible back pain. It's keeping him up every night and leaving him in tears during the day. The doc runs some tests and breaks the bad news,
"Well Mr Smith, we've found the source of your problem. You see, your testicles are pressing agains...

So I was applying for a job and one requirement was to be flexible

I have spinal fusion, guess not.

What do you get when you pat a skeleton on the back?

A spinal tap.

Why couldn’t the backbone play the piano?

He only knew the spinal chord

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