I trust the doctors performing my Spinal cord bypass surgery

because they have my back.

What do Batgirl and Superman have in common?

Crippling spinal injuries

A friend just called me to tell me he has changed his name to 'Spinal Column'.

I asked if I could call him Back.

The boys on Stranger Things must be fans of Spinal Tap

Considering they are all probably cranking it to Eleven

First, I got a tattoo on my Clavical that says “5”

Then I got a tattoo on my thoracic that says “4”

Then I got a tattoo on my lumbar that says “3”

Then I got a tattoo on my sacrum that says “2”

Then I got a tattoo on my coccyx that says “1”

It’s the spinal countdown!

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A man gets a call from a doctor...

...who informs him that he needs to get to the hospital ASAP as his wife has been involved in a very serious traffic collision. The man gets to the hospital and is met at the doors by the Doctor. "Don't tell me she's dead, doc", says the man, "I don't think I could live without my wife, I can't thin...

Catholic priests are like Spinal Tap's amps

...they go up to 11.

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A Catholic, a Jew, and a Buddhist are on a plane when suddenly the engine brakes down

There are no parachutes on the plane, so the men must rely on their faith to save them from death.

The Catholic says a prayer, jumps off the plane and survives the fall, but dies later in a hospital.

The Jew says a prayer jumps off the plane, and survives the fall, but injures his spin...

What do you get when you pat a skeleton on the back?

A spinal tap.

Why couldn’t the backbone play the piano?

He only knew the spinal chord

So I was applying for a job and one requirement was to be flexible

I have spinal fusion, guess not.

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Mr Smith's back pain.

A man (let's call him Mr Smith) goes to the doctor with terrible back pain. It's keeping him up every night and leaving him in tears during the day. The doc runs some tests and breaks the bad news,
"Well Mr Smith, we've found the source of your problem. You see, your testicles are pressing agains...

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The new suit

There is a man who is afflicted with the most terrible excruciating headaches, every minute of every day for the last 15 years of his life. he goes from doctor to doctor but none can diagnose his condition or provide any lasting treatment. but he doesnt give up hope and one day finally comes across ...

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