Iceberg Lettuce Jokes - 5 Hilarious Iceberg Lettuce Jokes

Why did the police officer shoot the iceberg lettuce?

Because it wouldn’t *Romaine* calm.

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It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce

he's a rocket man.

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Elton John was asked if he'd like an iceberg lettuce in his salad

he thought for a moment and replied "no thanks, I'm a rocket man"

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What type of salad did they serve on the Titanic?

Iceberg lettuce.

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Anniversary dinner

A husband takes his wife out to dinner for their anniversary. They both order lobster and a salad.
After a few bites of her salad the wife started holding her mouth as if in pain. The husband asks whats wrong? She said "This salad is extremely cold!" The husband replied "Of course, it's made wi...

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