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Gene Pool Jokes

How are a gene pool and a swimming pool similar?

Sometimes you have to use bleach to keep it clean.

Should we eliminate psychopaths from the gene pool?

It might seem like a splendid idea, but as much pain and suffering these individuals put the rest of us through... We still need women for survival of the species.

Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised.

I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...

Why do so many Kiwis move to Australia?

To improve the gene pool of both countries

Tide announced the new motto for their pods line.

Cleaning the gene pool since 2017.

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Had a wank in a pool earlier,

call it a gene pool.

Where do hillbillies like to hang out during the summer?

The shallow end of the gene pool.

How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?

You remove them from the gene pool.

What is the smallest body of water in the South?

The gene pool.

Tide pods

Cleaning the gene pool

Recent reports have shown that Tide Pods can be used to clean your bathtub or jacuzzi...

Since they're already acting like chlorine on our gene pool

A chemist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a cafe, looking out of the window.

They all watch three people walk into a house across the road. After 20 minutes, only two people leave the same house.

The scientists are very confused about what has happened.

'The measurements varied, and therefore the measuring equipment was likely inaccurate,' declares the chemist,...

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Fresh prince of Bel air UK version.

South-east England born and raised

On reality TV spending most of my days

Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool

And being disgusting, Fuck the gene pool

When a couple of cells

Who were up to no good

Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood

I ...

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