He said, I got too many kids from screwing, nutting and bolting!
A young Italian couple got married but the man had to go to war before they could consummate their marriage.
He returned a year later battle wounded missing part of his foot and burns on his back. The young lady was living with her mother. When he walks in the door he gives her a big hug and goes up stairs to take a shower.
The mom told the daughter “go upstairs and take care of your wifely duties”...
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