Hedgehogs Jokes - 8 Hilarious Hedgehogs Jokes

How do hedgehogs reproduce ?

Carefully.

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So. Hedgehogs.

Why can't they just share the hedge?

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My garden has been invaded by hedgehogs.

Pricks.

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Hedgehogs...

Why can't they just share the hedge?

One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)

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Scientists have finally discovered the secret of longevity of hedgehogs...

...It turns out, there is no secret. They don't even live that long.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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A joke I came up with the other day

Two hedgehogs were at a wedding. One of the hedgehogs asked if the other would like to dance with him.
The other hedgehog responded, “Sure, but I might poke ya,”

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Well, No Sale Today. (Co-worker says it's OC, I doubt)

Many animals are waiting in line in front of a store in the forest: bears, foxes, wolves, hedgehogs etc. A rabbit pushes through the queue. He pushes the other animals with his elbows, and jumps to the beginning of the queue. At this point, a bear catches him and says, "You, bunny, no cheating! To t...

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