My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French River
I told him that's bat shit in Seine
What do you call a nocturnal bird that preys on bulges?
What do you call a nocturnal bug?
A night crawler
Could you imagine the world if we all turned out to be nocturnal..
the difference is night and day.
What’s a nocturnal animal’s favorite school subject?
What is a nocturnal bird's favorite holiday?
What do you call a nocturnal flying creature that's attracted to neon lights?
An urban moth
Just remember - An annoying song about a Lions nocturnal habits.....
.... is never more than ‘A Whim Away....’
I used to own a nocturnal horse...
She was a nightmare.
I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal drinking
I'm just taking a shot in the dark.
What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?
What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite?
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What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women?
A bisexuowl. I'm sorry.
A man sits next to a blonde on an airplane...
He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, “If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.”
“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”
She agrees, and the man asks his question.
“What is the ninth digit of pi?”
The best private eye
I'm a top notch investigator, I always research everyone throughly. During the day I research their real life activities and understand who they are as a person I call this "Daytime recon" and when the sun goes down I check online to find out about who they are behind a screen and if they are a dang...