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Hazzard Jokes

My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider

It was good, General Lee speaking.

Looks like Prince Philip's been in another accident.

They shouldn’t let him drive..........The Dukes a Hazzard.

Jesus and Paul are playing golf

Jesus hits his ball out into the middle of a water hazzard. He walks on the water and hits the ball to within a couple of feet of the cup.

The greens keeper walks up to Paul and says "who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"

Paul replies "no, he think's he's Arnold Palmer"

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