German Humor: How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One.

Why do Germans believe in procrastinating?

Because a stitch in time saves nein.

The Germans are preparing for the next wave of COVID

They are putting out their towels on the hospital beds.

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What do Germans love about Americans?

When you say Nazi, people no longer think of Germany.

What do you have to do to get Germans to join a war?

You don't have to do anything, they're already at the front.

People always say we Germans don't have fun

Well, obviously we don't. Whenever we try to have some fun someone comes around and helps France!

2 Germans in a bar in London:

\- 2 Martinis, please.

\- Dry?

\- NEIN! ZWEI!

Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?

So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.

During World War 2, the Germans on the front line put up a sign "Gott Mit Uns"

The English replied with a sign of their own "We got mittens too"

Real story.

What did Germans in the 1940s have for breakfast?

Luftwaffles

Three Germans walk in to a BAR.

There were no survivors.

What do Germans do when they run out of beer?

They wine

Why are Germans bad at Among Us?

Because they vent here and vent there.

Do Germans know the number that comes after 8?

Nein.

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