Why don’t koalas hang around with all of the other bears?

Because they don’t meet the Koala-fications!

Why do cannibals hang around the Catholic school?

It's a good source of pro-teens.

how do you call those guys who hang around with musicians all the time?

Drummers.

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What Does The USS Enterprise And A Roll Of Toilet Paper Have In Common?

They both hang around Uranus looking for Klingons!

Billie Piper has ruled out a return to Dr Who and adventures in the TARDIS...

She said if she wanted to hang around with an eccentrically-dressed know-all who constantly got them into misadventures, she'd remarry Lawrence Fox

What did the scarf say to the hat?

I’m just gonna hang around here.. you go on ahead.

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St. Peter is showing some people around heaven

He says to them “some people like to hang around together and some people like to hang out with people they know, so over there is where most of the Jews hang out, over that way is where the Buddhist’s like to stay, and back over that way is where the muslims like to hang out” and then John, who is ...

Why are bananas never lonely?

They hang around in bunches!

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A badass

A group of cowboys are out camping in the middle of the woods. Night time comes and they build a fire and cook beans and make a pot coffee. All the sudden they hear a bunch of branches snap and crack, a hellacious amount of movement coming from the woods. They begin to panic and a man appears from t...

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What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?

Prostitutes don’t hang around all day after you nail them.

When Winnie the Pooh eats honey straight from the jar with his paw, it's cute...

But when I hang around a donkey while wearing nothing but a red t-shirt, someone calls the cops.

Have you heard about the new super sensitive condoms?

They hang around after the guy leaves and talk to the woman.

Heaven

One day, there is a massive earthquake and you and a few of your friends are killed. You want to hang around for a while to check on your family before you go up to heaven. When you get up there, God says, "For being one hour late, you have to spend eternity cleaning my palace." One of your friends ...

I hate this show.

It’s so poorly written. They introduce so many new characters, it’s impossible to keep track. And it seems like some of them hardly do anything, they just hang around and say, like, five lines per episode.

What’s it called? Hang on, let me check.

“Presidential debate.”

A hat and a tie are out running

The tie gets tired and says he needs a break.
The hat replies "Don't worry. You hang around and I'll go on ahead."

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So the popular joke of the morning is the whale blowjob.... I got you!

So a couple of years ago two sharks were swimming along and came across a small party boat that was sinking. One shark says to the other, lets swim around and show them one fin, that will scare them. So they make a few laps, sure enough giving the party on board a good scare. The sharks hang around ...

I heard prisoners get drunk a lot ...

They hang around bars 24/7.

A man and a woman get admitted to a psych ward at the same time...

They always hang around together, wordlessly, just holding each other's hands and everyone assumes they're in love. One beautiful evening the man and the woman take a walk to the pool and the man lets go of the woman's hand and jumps into the pool, she jumps into the pool and saves him heroically wh...

Did you hear about the tie and the hat who went hiking?

The tie always liked to hang around, whilst the hat kept going on ahead.

Sunday, March 4, 2017:

World Chess Championship. The hotel hosts a gala event with food and drink in the hotel lobby. The semi finalists are mingling. The final two are bragging about their respective stratagems for the final match. The desk clerk asks them to hang around. Because we all love to hear.... Two Chess nuts, b...

Ok so there's this guy called Nate Palm

and every morning at work, there's this woman who always lingers around him, but in the afternoons she doesn't. She continues to do this for months and co workers find it bizarre that she's so attached to him in the mornings, yet so distanced from him in the afternoons. One day, one of the co worker...

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