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Haim Jokes

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Two Jewish men are talking.

Shlomo: Oh Haim, you wouldn’t believe it. Last night, the wife and I were about to have sex, and I prematurely ejaculated. How embarrassing!

Haim: Oh no, what happened?

Shlomo: She comes home after shopping and says she got new lingerie. She says I should sit right there and she will...

A man walks into a Jewish bar

And asks the old bartender to pour him a drink.
The old bartender pours it and the man asks:

" Haim, why is it that you never fill up the drinks?"

" That's because I'm old and can't see that well anymore."

" Okay, but why is it that you never pour too much then?"

" Wel...

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