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Haiku Jokes

My favourite Haiku

Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you

Someone told me to write a haiku for them. I was like,

"I'm not doing that. Write your own goddam haiku." The nerve of some folks.

A haiku about my love life...

Hahahahaha

Hahahahahahaha

Hahahahaha

I wrote a haiku about admins and mods

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I lost my haiku

Please tell me if you see it. Thank you very much.

Student: What’s Haiku?

Professor: Five, seven, five.

Student: Okay, thanks!

I Wrote a Haiku

I wrote a Haiku

It was very hard to make

Now I hate haikus

Please help me I'm trapped. In a Haiku factory.

Save me before they

Nice joke that doubles as a haiku.

I went to a zoo.

There was just one dog on show.

It was a shih tzu.

EDIT:
A lot of people are complaining that it's not a haiku. I read shih tzu as 1 syllable, so my mistake. Sorry for the misleading title!

A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku

Syllable structure:

First five, then seven, then 5.

Just like this one isn't.

My roses are red/and your violets are blue/there is no fourth line

(This is a haiku)

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A Valentine's day haiku for you all....

Love is in the air,

So is coronavirus,

Wash your fucking hands.

A Latvian Haiku

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold.

Family is starve.

[Haiku] My aunt always said,

Slow and steady wins the race.

She died in a fire.



(Credit: Bob Burnham
Thanks to DiedWhileDictating for telling me about an earlier typo regarding this post)

A Haiku

I have been trying,

To write a haiku for you.

Some things i just cant do!

A haiku about getting out of bed...

No no no no no,

No no no no no no no,

No no no no no.

A haiku I wrote

Expresses the constant frustration of poetry writing:

”this is really dumb”

I really don’t like this much

Its about nature”

A Haiku

A problem that I
Have with haikus is that I
Always run out of

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Haiku of the week

"James, you have Tourette's."
"I'm afraid there is no cure."
"Fuck! Shit! Cunt!" said James.

A haiku about getting out of bed in the morning

I came up with this one myself, here's the haiku:



No no no no no

No no no no no no no

No no no no no

A haiku for people who don't know what one is

You just get three lines

Five syllables, then seven

And then five again

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A little haiku about finals.

I am really fucked.

Where did the semester go?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Haiku for the mods

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What sound does a Japanese poet make when they sneeze?

“Haiku!!”

High Quality Poem

Error 404

Your Haiku could not be found

Try again later

After hours of working on every syllable of this masterpiece, I bring you a haiku I've titled "Truth in hindsight"

The sky is blue

The grass is green

Jetfuel can't melt steel beams

This is not a joke: A man walks into a bar

See, it's a Haiku

How do poets enjoy nature?

They go on a haiku

Knock knock, who is there?

A sudden, a sudden who?

A sudden haiku

A racist poet

Would probably be part of

The Haiku Klux Klan

What’s a stoner’s favorite type of poem?

A haiku.

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A college girl was desperate to pass a poetry class for which she was almost failing...

For the final exam, the professor announced the challenge of the year: he wanted the students to write something confident. Philosophical. Something that really meant "no worries."

Everyone went home and stayed up all night writing their final exam poetry, the girl including.

The next ...

Poetry about Pawn Stars

You want a poem?

Best I can do is haiku,

take it or leave it.

Does anyone else

like making haikus for fun?

Asking for a friend

Autocorrect Inspired Poem

It means no worries

For the rest of your days

Haiku na Mattatta

I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists

I am conflicted

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