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Groomer Jokes

I sent my dog to the groomer

It came back wearing thigh-highs.

What do you call Leonardo DiCaprio and his fiance on their wedding day?

Bride and Groomer

I got called a peadophile today

Im 39 and my girlfriends 19, we are not bothered about the age gap but it’s horrible when your in a restaurant and someone called you a ‘peado’ and a child groomer when your trying to enjoy your meal.


Completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

What do you tell Drake if he says something stupid?

Ok groomer

People will get really angry if you don't refer to their proper job title.

My son's hairdresser didn't like being called a child groomer.

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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