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Dog grooming is normal...

... but a groom dogging is a scandal.

A burglar is searching for valuables in a house whose residents left for the night when he hears a voice behind him

The voice says: "God the mighty sees all".

Shocked the burglar turns around and searches for the cause of this noise. Using his flashlight he finally finds a parrot sitting in a cage grooming his feather.

The burglar is relieved and continues his search for valuables. He opens a night...

My brother told me he’s starting a grooming service for pigs.

But I’m sure it’s hogwash

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I'm opening a pet grooming business.

I'm calling it "Bitch, I will cut you"

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My town is in trouble after hosting a feline grooming competition where they gave an award for the cleanliness of your cat's rectum.

It's a cat-ass-trophy.

Hairdresser Arrested

A hairdresser was arrested near the quarry today, she was grooming miners

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A man walks into a bar.

He sees an old man with his dog at the bar.


The dog was grooming himself and licking his penis.

The guy said o the dog's owner, "I wish I could do that".


The owner said "If you throw him a biscuit he might let you"

A man stopped me in the street yesterday

And asked "what grooming products do you use?"

"Haribo's and Facebook works every time" I said.

I dont wanna do what I did in Texas.....

Man rides up to a saloon on a beautifullly patterned Palomino stallion, ties the horse to the rail, walks inside, orders lunch and a beer. After his meal is done he gets up, pays the waitress and walks out the doors...to find his horse missing.

He sighs mournfully, removes the safety loops on...

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