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Man was out walking along the top of a cliff when.....

Man was out walking along the top of a cliff when noticed a small bird with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth .

The man yelled at the bird " Hey !! you shouldnt be smoking !!!"

The Bird replied, " Im not smoking , I am a Puffin!"

How do you know if a bird is a smoker?

If it's a Puffin

Do you know how birds get high?

By puffin.

Why did the toucan go to prison?

He was puffin the herb.

Many people think that if Snoop was an animal, he’d be a lion or a dog.

But personally, I think he’d be a puffin.

What did the poet with hemorrhoids say?

I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin.

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