Why did the toucan go to prison?

He was puffin the herb.

Do you know how birds get high?

By puffin.

Many people think that if Snoop was an animal, he’d be a lion or a dog.

But personally, I think he’d be a puffin.

What did the poet with hemorrhoids say?

I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin.

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