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Puffin Jokes

What hairstyle does a puffin have on opposite day?

a blowout!

Man was out walking along the top of a cliff when.....

Man was out walking along the top of a cliff when noticed a small bird with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth .

The man yelled at the bird " Hey !! you shouldnt be smoking !!!"

The Bird replied, " Im not smoking , I am a Puffin!"

How do you know if a bird is a smoker?

If it's a Puffin

Why did the toucan go to prison?

He was puffin the herb.

Do you know how birds get high?

By puffin.

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