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Ryan Gosling Jokes

My wife often compares me to Ryan Gosling.

She'll say "You're nothing like Ryan Gosling."

I think Ryan Gosling is mature enough now...

for us to call him Ryan Goose.

Ryan Gosling is 36 years old

Shouldn't we be calling him Ryan Goose already?

What did Mother Goose name her newborn son?

Ryan Gosling

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So I was granted one wish to see everyone I jerked off to in one room

I took to the stage and said "ladies, you might be wondering why Ryan Gosling and I are standing next to each other but....."

May your Christmas and New Year be like "The Notebook"...

Get so wasted you don't remember Ryan Gosling.

My wife and I made lists of people we're allowed to sleep with

She chose Ryan Gosling, and I chose the babysitter, and I *won*, and now she's mad at me.

 
 
 





Side note: I originally heard this joke on Dr. Katz, but cannot remember who the comedian was. Anybody happen to know? It's bugging me.
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