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Ryan Gosling Jokes

My wife often compares me to Ryan Gosling.

She'll say "You're nothing like Ryan Gosling."

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My girlfriend always takes long baths after we finish watching a Ryan gosling movie

I don't know what she's doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to Ryan Gosling

I think Ryan Gosling is mature enough now...

for us to call him Ryan Goose.

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Ryan Gosling went to live in Saudi Arabia for a year.

He and a local Saudi girl fell in love.

The girl would secretly sneak out of her house in the middle of the night without a male companion to hangout with Ryan. They would go to Ryan's place and make love for the whole night. Ryan would drop her back before the dawn. She would quietly sneak i...

Ryan Gosling is 36 years old

Shouldn't we be calling him Ryan Goose already?

What did Mother Goose name her newborn son?

Ryan Gosling

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So I was granted one wish to see everyone I jerked off to in one room

I took to the stage and said "ladies, you might be wondering why Ryan Gosling and I are standing next to each other but....."

May your Christmas and New Year be like "The Notebook"...

Get so wasted you don't remember Ryan Gosling.

My wife and I made lists of people we're allowed to sleep with

She chose Ryan Gosling, and I chose the babysitter, and I *won*, and now she's mad at me.

 
 
 





Side note: I originally heard this joke on Dr. Katz, but cannot remember who the comedian was. Anybody happen to know? It's bugging me.

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