Taking a lesson because her golf game had been going so badly, a woman had just started her first round when she was stung by a bee.

Distraught and rather angry and disheartened, she went back into the clubhouse and told the golf pro about the incident.

"Where did it sting you?" he asked.

"Between the first and second hole," she replied.

The pro shook his head and quickly exclaimed: "That’s your problem right...

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My golf game is a lot like my sex life.....

.....both are all about my right hand.

How can Trump improve both his golf game and presidency?

Reduce the number of downhill lies.

Why did Susan bring two pairs of pants to her golf game?

In case she got a hole-in-one

"So how was your golf game today, dear?"

"Well, it was fine until Tom hit a hole-in-one on the third and promptly dropped dead of a heart attack."

"Oh, my! That's terrible!"

"You're telling me! For fifteen holes it was 'hit the ball, drag Tom, hit the ball, drag Tom'."

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A guy is playing a game of golf

And he forgets which hole he is on so he ask's the woman infront of him so she says "well i'm on the 7th hole and you're a hole behind me so that would me you're on the 6th hole" the man thanks her and continues playing,


and after awhile he forgets what hole he's on he again sees the same...

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Great Golf Game

This guy was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He
began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the
second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his
cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had ju...

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Willie's Buds

A group of guys live and die for their Saturday morning golf game. One transfers to another city and they're lost without him.

A new woman joins their Club. When she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join...

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An Irish man loved his golf, but he was a terrible golfer, it would seem, as he often found himself hunting for his balls in the woods

on one such occasion, he happened upon a leprechaun. whom it would appear he had accidently hit with his errant shot.

Gently shaking him awake, he asks "Are you ok?"

"Aye, you show such kindness to me. I will grant ye three wishes."


"T'is OK, I am already blessed enough...

Another talking frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to play golf. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to swing when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.

"Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog ...

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An Artist in Japan

An English Manga artist is offered a job in Japan - by Studio Ghibli. He arrives in Tokyo 7 hours early, so decides to visit the red light district. Here he bangs a geisha for 5 hours solid - with her screaming "Machigatta ana Machigatta ana" at the top of her voice. Which puts a big smile on his fa...

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Some people are saying the President had "a series of mini-strokes"

I'm not sure if they're talking about his golf game or how he masturbates.

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One fine day in Ireland...

... a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway.

He goes looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with this huge knot on his head, and the golf ball lying right beside him. "Goodnes...

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The golfer and the wee little man

A guy stands on the first tee on a beautiful Irish morning. It's a little par three but he still manages to slice it into the bush. Then he hears it hit something followed by a moan. Rushing into the woods he finds a wee little man dressed in green sprawled on the grass. He splashes water on the ...

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An American man goes on a business trip to Japan

His meeting is the next day and he decides to find a Japanese hooker as he's heard great things from his colleagues .

He has sex with a hooker and the whole night she screams :

"HOSHI MOTA!, HOSHI MOTA!"

But the man had no idea what that meant.

He goes to a morning golf g...

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A custodian fills in for a priest

A custodian is cleaning at the church where he works, suddenly a priest frantically approaches him

"son, i need you to do me a favor! I have a golf game I must go to but there's a woman who just came in for confession. I need you to go into the confession booth, listen to this woma...

A golfer sets his ball on the tee and lines up his shot.

He takes a massive swing and puts the ball into a huge forest of trees along the fairway. He finds his ball and sees an opening he thinks he could sneak the ball through. Taking out his three wood, the golfer takes another mighty swing. The ball bounces off a tree and fires back at him, nailing him ...

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leprechaun story

An avid golfer hits his ball into the woods. As he goes to look for it, he stumbles upon a leprechaun who is brewing a mysterious concoction.

“What are you making?” asks the golfer. “It smells wonderful.”

“This is a magic brew,” says the leprechaun. “If you drink it, you golf game wil...

One Sunday, a priest decides he doesn't want to go to church...

And decides to go golfing instead.

So he calls his deacon to tell him he is sick. The deacon agrees to preach on his behalf.

So the priest grabs his golf clubs. He drives for a while, finding a course where he wouldn't be recognized, and starts playing his game.

He tees up on ...

A deaf-mute goes golfing

...at a country club (it's Sunday, and open to the public) and is having a pretty good game. So good, in fact, that he ends up having to wait on a member playing ahead of him.
He politely waits on the slow golfer, but eventually gets fed up with the delay. So he writes a note, and gives it to the...

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The Man who Chose Heaven Instead of Hell

Evan O'Reilly was known throughout America as a truly exceptional man. As the curer of several diseases, the discoverer of many life supporting planets, and the inventor of many new robotics, he was given an option as he neared his death. He was visited by the Angel of Death when he was 108 (his new...

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The golfer and the leprechaun

An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving hi...

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A golf tale...

A man was playing golf in Ireland one day, when a wayward shot landed in the woods.


When he found the ball, he saw that it had hit a leprechaun on the head.


"I'm so sorry, let me get you some Ice" he offered to the fallen leprechaun.


"Aye, there is no need for that, ...

My grandmother recently had 2 strokes

Best golf game of her life

Part of the team

A man dies and finds himself on the way to heaven. As he reaches the Pearly Gates, he is stopped, and told that the life he has led has left him right on the bubble between Heaven and Hell.

He is then told that he will be given a choice of where to go but only after spending a day in Heaven a...

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